and you could have married molly ringwald.

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I'm emo.

Last week at work my coworker decided to start calling me Emo. Here is a conversation that ensued after I left work.
L: Why are you calling her Emo?
Coworker: (jokingly) Because she is emo.
H: Yeah (not joking) she is kind of emo.
L: What? How can you tell?
H: Oh you know, she kind of dresses emo.

Have any of you seen the way I dress?
Oh gosh this is good.