bee-york

Dear Nokia:

I've been having some problems with my phone. You see, my vocabulary is apparently bigger than that of my phone. I know. I've checked my spelling in dictionaries, I'm right and your phone is unintelligent. Please, I can't be the only one texting visceral and chauvinistic.

Sincerely,
One who would like to fully utilize the English language.

P.S. Sorry for being pretentious.