There is definitely something growing inside of the drain in my sink. I remember seeing a preview for a horror movie when I was a young young young'un child. There was a giant man-eating slug that came up out of the drain in the bath tub (note: it might not have been a preview, I might have dreamed it. I did that a lot as a child). Well, that slug is now gaining strength daily in the plumbing of my bathroom sink. Trust me, it's invincible. I started with generic drain cleaners, I moved on up to a name brand tonight. The drain now drains....but the slug is not dead. It is still there, I can see it. It's something whitish and growing.
If I mysteriously disappear, I have been eaten.
Do I pour bleach down my drain?
Marge, that totally looks like you! You are fantastic.
ReplyDeletedeath by slug...not on my top ten.
ReplyDeleteMy mother recommends salt. Salt kills slugs. Possibly even man-eating ones.
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