neil gaiman

is beginning to be a favorite author of mine.

And I was thinking, if I ever wrote a book –which is not reeealllllyyy in my plan but I don't like to rule anything out, especially things like working in a mine shaft– my bio-blurb would say:


Marge Bjork (1987-2103) never set out to write, she set out to document. Mark Twain once said, "I could never learn to like her –except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight." It is unclear if he was speaking specifically of Marge.