i shall dig a hole from my garden to yours and then grab your ankle

I'd grab your ankle and we'd pretend we could stop smiling that we were in our earthenware tunnel together. If I had enough forethought I'd grab a record player, a phonograph, a turntable. A few albums. What's a phonograph without albums? What albums would you like me to bring if I were to dig that tunnel from my garden to yours and if I were to even think with some forethought to think to bring some things with me?

Well, anyways, I wouldn't be able to stop smiling.