25 September 2010

NOTICE
FOR A ONE MARGE BJORK
WHO WOKE UP THIS MORNING SEVERELY UNMOTIVATED
Your request has been looked into and a verdict has been reached. Permission NOT granted to have a day where you can lay in the hammock in pj's and read and pretend you don't have deadlines to meet. Seven days already makes a WEEK bulge at the seems. The Beatles wrote a hit song and never got their wish so we're unsure of what you think merits you pestering around our doors and making selfish requests. Please woman-up and leave at your earliest convenience (NOW) by the earliest (NOW) train. And never come back again.
FOREVER FINISHED WITH LISTENING TO YOU,
The Tribunal of Time
Posted by Marge Bjork at 25 September

2 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 25, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    Well, YOU certainly were told! But, for the rest of us...I think we empathize with your feelings. But, not all of us have hammocks, or sheltered backyards, or look as cute as you do. It was a gorgeous day here anyway! I love early Fall.

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  2. Becky PitcherSeptember 27, 2010 at 9:14 AM

    If you're not using that hammock... may I?

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